Another comment (this one over at Southern Beale's) that turned into a post.
These aren't yours but it's early in the hunting season (at least for some critters.
Lucky for Mr. Cusick, he was out scouting turkey hunting sites instead of deer hunting sites--a .30-06 or .308 would have left him considerably worse off, if not dead.
Another gunzjeenyus, here:
I wonder if he's the same person as this guy;
And, finally, we have some GOOD gunzloonz nooz!
From the linked article:
"“The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun,” Petersen says, resolutely, then quickly qualifies: “Just buying a gun doesn’t improve things much.”
“The safety is only a mechanical device, and we all know how reliable mechanical devices are,” he says to a roomful of knowing nods. “The best safety on any weapon is the person holding it.”
Well, maybe not.
About two months later, this:
Some of the comments are truly fucking braindead.
The only thing that tastes better than the first apple crisp of the fall is the delicious tears of cryin' gunzloonz.